Makkine Known by Name
Posts : 420 Join date : 2011-01-03 Age : 26 Location : You can only tell the speed OR location of a quantum particle. Guess which I know?
| | Would anyone like to audition for a play? | |
Well, the auditions are now open! They are not obligatory, as long as you say on the chatbox, post here, or pm me the fact that you want to be in the play, you will be assigned a character. However, if you want a character that fits you and most likely has a large-ish role, auditioning is necessary. A YouTube account will also be recommended for the auditions, but if you would like to do it on Skype or on another sound/video hosting website, feel free to tell me. Please upload the video and post it on this thread with the lines you said. Although my sister and I will be doing mock auditions with all the lines, it would be recommendable to just choose the few that you can act the best, and do a video with them. I want to see the full capacity of your acting talent. Also, please forgive me for the complete stupidity of these lines. I have no idea what I was thinking while I wrote them. - Audition lines:
Frederick II of Prussia: Hey man, that's tough. I wanna help you, a'ight? I can drive off the invaders and all. Also I'm Frederick II the Great, and I have been helping my military and being efficient and also my last name is the Great. I am totally not gonna turn on you.
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Frederick II: Heyyyy, Saxony, Bavaria, Spain, guess who's the ruler of Austria? Maria Theresa.
Philip V of Spain: Cool story bro.
Elector Charles Albert of Bavaria: Wait what? I thought it wasn't going to happen!
Frederick II: Yeah, but it totally did.
Augustus III of Sac: Yeah, I mean, rip-off. Where's Austria? (YELLS) Don't make us agree to stuff if we actually have to follow through later, y'know?
Austria: Yeah, but seriously I have no choice. I mean, do you want me to be all anarchy and stuff? I bet you want me to be all anarchy and stuff.
Philip V of Spain: Cool story bro.
Maria Theresa: Well that was totes the nicest thing ever anyone has said to me ever in forever.
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Britain: So, you mean that if I fight for Austria, I get to beat up the person I'm currently at war with and also my arch-enemy?
Austria: I think so, yeah.
Britain: Aha! Count me in! ...Wait, what's this stupid argument you're having with Prussia about again?
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Hungary: Tee-hee! You can't have Holland and yourself, silly! You ARE Holland! Tee-hee, that's silly!
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Great Britain: Which is to say that everyone here is a total loser. I mean, seriously Prussia, you don't randomly steal Silesia from people.
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France: Don't worry, Austria. I do not like some of the treaty, either. It is bête comme la paix. This entire soap opera was la guerre pour le roi de Prusse, oui?
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British Loyalists: WAIT. LOUISBURG IS GIVEN BACK TO THE FRENCH?! ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING!? We might agree with the revolutionaries at this-
Great Britain: Didn't I tell everyone to be quiet? Why doesn't anyone listen to me?
Holland: Holland agrees with the treaty! Holland is finally able to get the French out of Holland's hair!
Hungary: Tee-hee! You're still reffering yourself as yourself!
Holland: hurrhurr
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Austria: Pffshaw.
Prussia: Hey Austria, wanna team up with Russia and beat up that annoying commonwealth? I mean, our names rhyme and everything.
Austria: Except for mine, because I don't matter, apparently.
Prussia: Hey man, don't be stupid! Just come with us.
Austria: Ok, riddle me this: Why would I want to team up with you? I mean, first you attack Silesia for no reas-
Frederick II: IT WAS NOT FOR NO REASON. With SILESIA, I could control ALL RESOURCES in SILESIA and then help PRUSSIA become a STRONG NATION.
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Prussia: Pffft, lame reason. Whatever, let's just do this already! And since I'm humble, Austria, I'll get the smallest portion.
Austria: I bet it'll be strategically placed so that it helps your military and economy.
Prussia: What? I would never do that! Why would I do that? Stop blaming me for everything.
Austria: Stop lying. It'll be strategically placed.
Prussia: Kinda?
Austria: Jeez.
Russia: DIBS ON THE NORTHEASTERN PORTION.
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Prussia: Hör auf mit dir selbst zu hadern und komm hier her! Immerhin wirst du immer noch von einer Frau regiert, also kann man deine Regierung sowieso nicht gebrauchen. (but the deine Regierung taugt nichts version is not bad, either)
Austria: Ich hadere nicht mir selbst! Außerdem wird er auch von einer Frau regiert. Du bist der einzige hier ohne weiblichen Herrscher.
Frederick II: ICH HABE VIELE MÄDCHEN/FRAUEN UM MICH RUM, weil ich ich Frederick II.
Prussia: Außerdem ist sein Herrscher besser als deiner. Da hast dus.
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Ruthenians: Cześć! Polska? Nie jestem-
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Prussia: Listen, Poland, we have occupied some of your territory. And we want you to make it official. Allow us to partition you.
Poland: What? That's nonsense! Hey, everyone! Come help me! Europe, don't let me down.
Prussia: They don't even care. Admit it, commonwealth. You can just give it all up.
Poland: No, I won't! Why would I? You... You get out of my country!
Prussia: It's not as if you have the power to tell us that. Russia has been controlling your Sejm for a while now, you won't even tell the difference.
Poland: Well, if we don't legalize it, then you can't do anything!
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Prussia: Hey, Austria, long time no see!
Austria: (deadpan) How did the second partition go?
Prussia: It was totally awesome and you should've been there, nyeh-heh!
Austria: How is it over there right now?
Prussia: Eh? Oh! Um, well, the Poles wouldn't stay silent, you know? And they started an uprising-
Austria: Oh, really?
Prussia: Yeah, it was suckish for a while. But then Russia stamped them out because she rolls like that, man.
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Thirteen Colonies: Why should I? You swear, like, all the time! You're totally restricting my independence and stuff.
Great Britain: You're a colony! You don-
Canada: IF YOU DON'T STOP PULLING ON MY EAR, IT'S GOING TO FALL OFF AND THEN I WILL DIE, MR BRITISH EMPIRE.
Thirteen Colonies: THAT'S THE POINT.
Great Britain: ...I don't get it. Why are you so adamant about-
Canada: Monsieur Empire Britannique, ne tiréz pas de mon oreille, s'il vous plaît!
Great Britain: Woah. Woah. Who said that? Was that you, Canada? I-I'll let go, just never speak French in this household again, okay? O-Okay? I'm sorry...
Canada: Thank you, Mr British Empire!
Thirteen Colonies: If you didn't want them to speak French, then why did you get French colonies? That makes, like, zero sense.
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Thirteen Colonies: They're one of Dad's old business rivals. They're, like, totally lame now, though. (In an unnaturaly loud and measured voice, so that the Netherlands can hear him) But they keep coming here to bother us, even though they only have like, what, one colony? Dad stole them all from them even though Dad's like, not cool either.
Canada: I know who the Netherlands are. Shushh.
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Spain: Oye, who's the new kid? Wasn't he with France the last time I saw him?
Thirteen Colonies: That's Canada. He likes to, like, threaten to sic bears on people, even though we all know he's like, never going to do that.
Great Britain: This is Canada! He used to be French, but he ceded him over to me because FRANCE IS A LOSER.
Canada: I'm Canada! I like to gut raccoons and wear them as hats!
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Great Britain: Ahaha, how cute! Look here France, he might throw all my tea into the ocean, and chant that stupid "no taxation without representation" slogan all day, and START REVOLUTIONS FOR NO GOOD REASON,(sigh, and then calms down) but at least he brings me christmas presents. I bet "New France" didn't give you presents way back when. But that doesn't even matter now, it's totally British territory so whatever.
Canada: What? I gave him christmas presents every day, even if that doesn't make sense. Most of them were furs, but still...
France: (silence for a little while. Try to make this as awkward as possible) I still ultimately won the hundred Year's War.
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:21 pm by awkwardlyAwesome