Yo Mama Jokes

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your mama is so fat went she sat on the gamecube it turned i to a gameboy

Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:38 pm

Yo mama so ugly she ran a 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym!

Beginner Posts : 30 Join date : 2010-10-31 Age : 29

yo mama so fat she looks like she smugglin a volkswagon

Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Mon May 09, 2011 8:31 am

5/10 yo mama is fat the she use's he equator as a belt Smile

Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Wed May 11, 2011 5:31 pm

10-10

Yo momma's so stupid, she makes these kinds of jokes.

The Silver Detective Posts : 1711 Join date : 2010-09-30

2-10

Yo momma is so fat, that when she touches a skinny person, everyone (except worms.), turns into explosive ipods

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I don't know if I am supposed to rate the joke above me.... but I give it a 7? O.o

Yo mama so fat, then when she got onto a scale and I saw the number, I thought it was a phone number. xD

Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Thu May 12, 2011 8:59 pm

xDD 10/10

Yo mama so greasy, I can use her forehead as a mirror!

Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Sat May 14, 2011 11:43 pm

Yo Mama So Stupid When She Rob A Bank She Gotta Hide Behind A Police Car. Razz

Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Sat May 28, 2011 4:16 pm

Yo Mama So Short She Commeted Sucide By Jumping Off A Curve

The Silver Detective Posts : 1711 Join date : 2010-09-30

5/10

yo mama so mama that she slap you with a fork

Regular Posts : 107 Join date : 2011-06-08

i don't really get it

yo mama is so fat, that the Allies used her as a tank in World War 2 by saying the Nazis stole her candy Smile

Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:55 am

lol 8/10

So mama so ugly that she proves the existence of the yeti, bigfoot, AND the THEORY *coughtotallyunscientificnoobsbelieveitcough* of evolution.

Known by Name Posts : 215 Join date : 2011-06-07

Yo mamma so fat that when it rains and she walks down the street in her yellow raincoat all the kids yell "schoolbus!"

Regular Posts : 107 Join date : 2011-06-08

yo momma so fat, when she goes to the beach, the whales sing to her

"We are family, even though you're fatter than me, we are family"

Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:14 pm

yo mamma so stupid that she answered "28.123854" on a true/false test.

Known by Name Posts : 215 Join date : 2011-06-07

To mama so black she left a fingerprint on coal.

Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:24 am

Yo mama creepy even Tucker doesn't stalk her. (an inside joke)

Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:08 pm

Yo mama so ugly that when yo family travels by train yo pops is told that no pets are allowed.

Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:37 pm

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:20 am

Yo mama so fat that she caused the First Impact.

Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:59 am

Your Momma so ghetto When she breastfeed Koolaid Comes Out Smile

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