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Guest Guest
| Subject: Yo Mama Jokes Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:04 am | |
| you say a your mama joke
your mama is so fat went she sat on the gamecube it turned i to a gameboy |
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awkwardlyAwesome Site Founder
Posts : 4624 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 27 Location : Somewhere in Neverland
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:16 pm | |
| 10/10
Your mama is so fat, that she didn't need a shovel to dig to China. Why, you ask? Because she was so heavy that she sunk down to the center of the Earth then went all the way to China from there. | |
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Faithyy~ Administrator
Posts : 587 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 26 Location : The Twilight Zone
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:31 pm | |
| 9/10 Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals!" | |
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awkwardlyAwesome Site Founder
Posts : 4624 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 27 Location : Somewhere in Neverland
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:06 pm | |
| 10/10
Yo mama so fat, when she went to In and Out, she went in, but never went out. | |
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Faithyy~ Administrator
Posts : 587 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 26 Location : The Twilight Zone
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:05 pm | |
| 10/10 Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. | |
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awkwardlyAwesome Site Founder
Posts : 4624 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 27 Location : Somewhere in Neverland
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:52 pm | |
| 10/10
Yo mama so ugly it's not even funny (I know, really corny.) | |
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Faithyy~ Administrator
Posts : 587 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 26 Location : The Twilight Zone
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Mon Dec 07, 2009 7:03 pm | |
| 9/10 Lol, really. xD Yo mama so fat, Dora can explore her! | |
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awkwardlyAwesome Site Founder
Posts : 4624 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 27 Location : Somewhere in Neverland
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:40 am | |
| 10/10 lol
Yo mama so stupid, when she was on her way to the airport, she saw the sign saying "Airport: Left", she went home because she thought the airport itself left. | |
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Faithyy~ Administrator
Posts : 587 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 26 Location : The Twilight Zone
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:50 am | |
| 10/10 Lol, wow Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:24 pm | |
| yo mama it so stupid went you said go buy a kit kat she went kick the cat |
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awkwardlyAwesome Site Founder
Posts : 4624 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 27 Location : Somewhere in Neverland
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:26 pm | |
| 10/10 and 9/10
Yo mama so fat, people use her for a trampoline when she is not looking. | |
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Faithyy~ Administrator
Posts : 587 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 26 Location : The Twilight Zone
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:40 pm | |
| 9/10 Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. | |
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awkwardlyAwesome Site Founder
Posts : 4624 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 27 Location : Somewhere in Neverland
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:55 pm | |
| 10/10
(lol I'm making most of these on spot)
Yo mama so short she was able to get into the Buffet for free (they thought she was 3- years old) | |
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Faithyy~ Administrator
Posts : 587 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 26 Location : The Twilight Zone
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:05 pm | |
| 10/10 (Same here but once in a while I look up some. xD) Yo mama so fat she got Baptised at Sea World! | |
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awkwardlyAwesome Site Founder
Posts : 4624 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 27 Location : Somewhere in Neverland
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:09 pm | |
| 10/10
Yo mama so ghetto she washes the paper plates so that she can use them again. | |
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Faithyy~ Administrator
Posts : 587 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 26 Location : The Twilight Zone
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:23 pm | |
| 8/10 Sorry, but that's kind of offensive to me... Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! | |
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awkwardlyAwesome Site Founder
Posts : 4624 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 27 Location : Somewhere in Neverland
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:31 am | |
| 10/10 Sorry dude, didn't mean it that way.
Yo mama so flat the wall is jealous of her. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:52 pm | |
| yo mama it so fat the went she wears a yellow rain coat poeple said hey taxi |
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awkwardlyAwesome Site Founder
Posts : 4624 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 27 Location : Somewhere in Neverland
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:24 pm | |
| lol 10/10
Yo mama so old she can't even use a quill and ink to write. | |
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2Xemnas2 The Grim Reaper of THERPZ
Posts : 1973 Join date : 2009-08-25 Age : 26 Location : Lawrence,massachusetts
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:51 am | |
| Yo mama is so stupid she gets runned over by a parked car (it's hard to think of these) 10/10 | |
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awkwardlyAwesome Site Founder
Posts : 4624 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 27 Location : Somewhere in Neverland
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:01 pm | |
| 10/10 Did you make that up on your own?
Yo mama so smelly, even a rock melts if she's within a 10 mile radius. | |
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Faithyy~ Administrator
Posts : 587 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 26 Location : The Twilight Zone
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:19 pm | |
| 10/10 Lol Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. | |
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awkwardlyAwesome Site Founder
Posts : 4624 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 27 Location : Somewhere in Neverland
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:28 pm | |
| 9.5/10 I take my Religion seriously.
Yo mama so hairy the apes thought she was one of them. | |
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Faithyy~ Administrator
Posts : 587 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 26 Location : The Twilight Zone
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:42 pm | |
| 9.5/10 I take my apes seriously. xD Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! | |
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awkwardlyAwesome Site Founder
Posts : 4624 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 27 Location : Somewhere in Neverland
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:04 pm | |
| 10/10
Yo mama so ugly she- Oh great, that was the 1,000,000th mirror today. | |
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