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JZilla Master of Metal
Posts : 694 Join date : 2010-08-04 Age : 30 Location : Alabama
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:38 pm | |
| Yo mama so ugly she ran a 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym! | |
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Ghost-Kun Beginner
Posts : 30 Join date : 2010-10-31 Age : 29
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:57 am | |
| yo mama so fat she looks like she smugglin a volkswagon | |
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King Evil Known by Name
Posts : 248 Join date : 2010-11-28 Age : 25 Location : Lawrence,massachusets
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Mon May 09, 2011 8:31 am | |
| 5/10 yo mama is fat the she use's he equator as a belt | |
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Makkine Known by Name
Posts : 420 Join date : 2011-01-03 Age : 26 Location : You can only tell the speed OR location of a quantum particle. Guess which I know?
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Wed May 11, 2011 5:31 pm | |
| 10-10
Yo momma's so stupid, she makes these kinds of jokes. | |
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Shadow Kitten The Silver Detective
Posts : 1711 Join date : 2010-09-30
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Wed May 11, 2011 5:36 pm | |
| 2-10
Yo momma is so fat, that when she touches a skinny person, everyone (except worms.), turns into explosive ipods | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Thu May 12, 2011 8:52 pm | |
| I don't know if I am supposed to rate the joke above me.... but I give it a 7? O.o
Yo mama so fat, then when she got onto a scale and I saw the number, I thought it was a phone number. xD |
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awkwardlyAwesome Site Founder
Posts : 4624 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 27 Location : Somewhere in Neverland
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Thu May 12, 2011 8:59 pm | |
| xDD 10/10
Yo mama so greasy, I can use her forehead as a mirror! | |
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Rawwr_Neko Regular
Posts : 109 Join date : 2011-05-12 Age : 27 Location : Tokoyo...
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Sat May 14, 2011 11:43 pm | |
| Yo Mama So Stupid When She Rob A Bank She Gotta Hide Behind A Police Car. | |
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Neko_Dreamer Newbie
Posts : 13 Join date : 2011-05-28 Age : 26 Location : Neko~World
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Sat May 28, 2011 4:16 pm | |
| Yo Mama So Short She Commeted Sucide By Jumping Off A Curve | |
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Shadow Kitten The Silver Detective
Posts : 1711 Join date : 2010-09-30
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Sun May 29, 2011 6:08 pm | |
| 5/10
yo mama so mama that she slap you with a fork | |
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nixie king Regular
Posts : 107 Join date : 2011-06-08
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:45 pm | |
| i don't really get it yo mama is so fat, that the Allies used her as a tank in World War 2 by saying the Nazis stole her candy | |
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Cyberkyd Evangelion Pilot
Posts : 349 Join date : 2011-06-04 Age : 28 Location : In NERV's headquarters, waiting for the Second Impact.
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:55 am | |
| lol 8/10
So mama so ugly that she proves the existence of the yeti, bigfoot, AND the THEORY *coughtotallyunscientificnoobsbelieveitcough* of evolution. | |
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Hawkfriend Known by Name
Posts : 215 Join date : 2011-06-07
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:13 pm | |
| Yo mamma so fat that when it rains and she walks down the street in her yellow raincoat all the kids yell "schoolbus!" | |
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nixie king Regular
Posts : 107 Join date : 2011-06-08
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:57 pm | |
| yo momma so fat, when she goes to the beach, the whales sing to her
"We are family, even though you're fatter than me, we are family" | |
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Cyberkyd Evangelion Pilot
Posts : 349 Join date : 2011-06-04 Age : 28 Location : In NERV's headquarters, waiting for the Second Impact.
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:14 pm | |
| yo mamma so stupid that she answered "28.123854" on a true/false test. | |
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Hawkfriend Known by Name
Posts : 215 Join date : 2011-06-07
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:19 pm | |
| To mama so black she left a fingerprint on coal. | |
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awkwardlyAwesome Site Founder
Posts : 4624 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 27 Location : Somewhere in Neverland
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:24 am | |
| Yo mama creepy even Tucker doesn't stalk her. (an inside joke) | |
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Cyberkyd Evangelion Pilot
Posts : 349 Join date : 2011-06-04 Age : 28 Location : In NERV's headquarters, waiting for the Second Impact.
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:08 pm | |
| Yo mama so ugly that when yo family travels by train yo pops is told that no pets are allowed. | |
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awkwardlyAwesome Site Founder
Posts : 4624 Join date : 2009-06-28 Age : 27 Location : Somewhere in Neverland
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:37 pm | |
| Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! | |
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Cyberkyd Evangelion Pilot
Posts : 349 Join date : 2011-06-04 Age : 28 Location : In NERV's headquarters, waiting for the Second Impact.
| Subject: Re: Yo Mama Jokes Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:20 am | |
| Yo mama so fat that she caused the First Impact. | |
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X-RandomStar-X Newbie
Posts : 23 Join date : 2011-08-27 Age : 26 Location : Sewer
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