Slippery Slope

First topic message reminder :

You have to make a deduction from the previous person's post that somehow can make sense. Here's an example:

Person 1: Rise of the Gnome Lords is rated M.

Person 2: If it is rated M it must have graphic violence.

Person 3: Graphic violence corrupts this generation.

Person 4: This makes this generation dress up like gnomes and shoot each other.

Person 5: If they are dressing up and shooting each other they must be terroirists.

See?

I'll start.

Ronald McDonald is the mascot of MacDonalds.

Therefore we are psychopaths.

Meaning that we must be treated.

We need the toughest witch doctor around. (o.o)

Therefore, we are animists.

Which means we are definitely insane.

which means we should go hide in a cave to avoid being crazy around other people

Therefore, we are cavepeople.

Which means we must advertise for a company that saves you money.

Therefore, we must also be salesmen.

Meaning that money is key!

Therefore, we should rob a bank to get all the money.

This means that we are thieves.

Therefore, we are desperate criminals.

Meaning that we must be locked up in a jail cell.

Therefore, we will attempt to escape.

In order to do that, we must get tools.

Therefore, we must tunnel to Home Depot.

Thus, we seem to despise other hardware stores.

Therefore, we take any opportunity to steal/slaughter their customers.

This means that we are murderers.